if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
Had to be there, I guess.
what kind of fake tomatoes has oprah faced
Sorry this made me laugh. I guess the Leafs aren’t planning to do much…